LOS ANGELES - LAFC anarchist Wallace “Blanks” Alum was reportedly furious after he found out that Los Angeles was left off the Department of Justice “Anarchist Jurisdiction” watchlist.
“I didn’t form a Temporary Autonomous Zone based upon Ontological Anarchy to see my work and organization go without recognition,” stated Alum to The Nutmeg News. “If this is an east coast/west coast thing, which we do not recognize as this spurious claim goes against our work of rejecting all forms of governance except the claim of chaos, then we feel rightfully dicked over, with WE in this case being the loose collective and structure of power collocated within the total collective of the will of the people within the TAZ and not representative of any kind of overt power structure.”
Alum was reportedly shocked by the news as he found out about the omission online.
“We’ve been anarchists in the stands for decades now and the DOJ has the nerve to leave my city and SG off of their list?” stated Alum while he shopped online for another 50 Iron Front flags. “I don’t rally against the government for credit, per se, but I will say that I deserve some sort of recognition for my years of hard work. Some of these people just now started being anarchists, you can tell. It’s always the old ones that get pushed aside. I challenge any activist in Seattle to really describe the involvement of Virilio, Foucault, Deleuze and Guattari in the Autonomia and free radio movements in Italy and France in the late 1970s. I bet they can’t even name one activist working with third-wave feminism in the 1990s. This is just horseshit.”
The Nutmeg News will have more as Alum works on an experimental and free-sex related loose collective autonomous autonomous zone for more credibility.