MONTREAL - In a stunning turn of events, Club De Foot Montreal owner Joey Saputo appointed the new logo of the team to the head coach position of the Major League Soccer side.

“The logo has months of experience, “stated Saputo to the collected group of angry supporters burning flares and a cotton effigy of Saputo himself. “We feel that this will allow our team to truly move into the space of absolute vertical integration.”

Sources indicate that Saputo parted ways with former head coach Thierry Henry after Henry asked for the team to, “not suck so much.”

“Henry wanted them to spend money on midfielders and they wanted to spend money on graphic designers,” stated one source. “It was only a matter of time.”

Contrarians indicate that Henry was a relatively untested coach with mixed results as they stated, “Look at his record and look at the record of the cat’s asshole that is their new logo and YOU tell me which one has lost more games.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this when Club De Foot Montreal appoints the graphic design team as the coaching staff for the team.