TORONTO - Toronto F.C. claimed a successful launch of their previously unannounced fan to fan connection service as they sent their entire fanbase the seemingly private details of other fans in the T.F.C. season ticket account list.
“During this time in COVID it’s important for all of us to feel together,” stated T.F.C. disaster relief expert Ralph Anderson. “We thought that we would take all the information of our fans that rightly belongs to us and distribute it piecemeal to the larger fan group so that everyone could spend their time writing each other letters and getting in contact.”
Sources within the team indicate that this is all, now, a part of a much larger and later to be released campaign for the Ontario club who will be releasing details of the fan to fan connection service at a later time.
“Just imagine that this is like classic Omegle,” stated Anderson to our reporters. “You may get a 34 year old divorced woman in Cabbagetown, a 43 year old plumber St Lawrence or a rap superstar who doesn’t have his address on file with the team for obvious reasons. It’s a great experience and it really illustrates that you are just data that we collect and protect with the intensity of a wet napkin.”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the fan to fan connection service results in several restraining orders.