Albany, NY - Stating, “they are really just trying to divide us by shoehorning politics into everything,” soccer fan Caden Kyle stated that he is really excited about the upcoming France/Morocco World Cup game.
"Politics should never be in sport,” stated Kyle to The Nutmeg News. “I want a break from the outside world in national team soccer. Qatar 2022 isn’t about politics, it’s about soccer. That’s absolutely the case. I watch the World Cup to relax, and I can't wait for France/Morocco. It should be a simple, drama free game!"
Sources indicate that Kyle has long complained that, “The NFL and NBA have just become too filled with politics recently,” as he declined to indicate what politics he is talking about.
“I just remember that when I was a kid, sports was all about sports. You go and watch a video about the Dream Team or Dr J dunking or the Miracle on Ice and tell me any of that was about politics. NO! It was simply just good old fashion classic sports. These days you can’t even watch a basketball game without everyone being all political all the time. But with these countries playing each other? It’s just the underdog story of the tournament. Two countries facing off across a soccer field. It’s classic sports!”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Kyle grumbles about the online presence of a tiny group of soccer fans who can’t let, “all this political crap go.”