Denver, CO - Sitting on his couch in his apartment, Denver resident Anders Myers stated, “What am I doing with my life,” after he realized that he was watching the Montreal v Atlanta game on ESPN+.

Myers reportedly tuned into the game because it was the only MLS option, at the time, on ESPN as he realized that he had some time before he needed to go run some errands.

“I don’t care about either of these teams and I’m not certain they care about this game either,” stated Myers to his cat. “Why am I talking to you? You hate soccer.”

Sources indicate that Myers nearly fell asleep to the game before he sat up, grabbed his phone and surfed Instagram reels while texting friends to see if anyone wanted to meet up for a beer later.

“Huh, it’s 1-1 now,” stated Myers in his mind before he looked back at his phone and switched from Instagram to Twitter and then from Twitter to Duolingo and then from Duolingo back to Instagram reels.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Myers looks up in just enough time to realize the game is over and he needs to shower before he heads out.