Orlando, FL - Covering all his bases, Orlando City fan Tom Watson typed out and saved a, “USOC Is A Meaningless Competition Anyway,” tweet to his drafts as he prepared for the worst.
“Better safe than sorry,” stated Watson as he prepared for the game this evening. “I’m not saying that this team is jinxed, but this team IS Orlando City. Until proven otherwise, I’m ready for pain tonight.”
Friends say that Watson is always pretty reactionary as they shrugged off his gloom and prepared for an inevitable Orlando City win, but Watson stated that what they say doesn’t bother him.
“To be honest, I was 10 seconds away from actually scheduling that tweet for tonight, but I decided to have a little positivity. What these people don’t understand is that just because we are favored to win doesn’t mean shit.”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Watson spends the entire game saying, “oh here we go,” in disgust.