INTERNET - Pedants across North America were moderately whelmed as they celebrated the joining of Flower City Union and Syracuse Pulse to create a technically correct Salt City Union of two teams.

“We have long suffered unions that weren’t union,” stated Timothy Carmichael Brown III of Syracuse. “Our dislike of the factually incorrect was learned by rote as we were formed in our early days. Fake unions exist at nearly every level, but finally we can raise a METAPHORICAL glass, as I’m currently drinking from a disposable cardboard cup, to Salt City Union.”

Sources indicate that celebrations were muted as the technically correct ensured that those around them were completely informed of the subject.

“What we notice immediately is that the Union in the CHESTER area are not formed from a Union nor formed via a Union nor a Union in Philadelphia, but in fact are not Union in any way. NOW we can celebrate the formation of a Union team from a Union to form a better Union as the framers would indicate,” stated Carmichael Brown III.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Carmichael Brown III explains the OFFSIDE rule, not the offsides rule.