INTERNET - Soccer journalists across the United States were reportedly stunned when an unexpected NISA gift basket contained a voucher for a free kickboxing class taught by George Juncaj.

"This seems like a bad idea," said one anonymous reporter, "it also doesn't really seem like a gift."

The NISA basket also contained free shares of the Rochester franchise, a subscription to TivO, and a 3000 page manifesto on Pro/Rel.

“The instructions for obtaining shares in Rochester just told us to write how much we thought it was worth on the back of this envelope,” stated one national reporter. “And the envelope looked like it was stained with some kind of jam or jelly. At best, I was just really hoping for a gift certificate to Applebee’s.”

For their part, at least 5 reporters attempted to sign up for Jabbing With Juncaj only to find some limitations.

“He wants me to sign an NDA and even though the class is advertised as being taught by George Juncaj it states that the leader of the group may end up being Steven Juncaj, instead. It’s all just confusing.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the NISA runs out of money to pay for the shipping of their baskets and asks journalists to print out the vouchers from their website instead.