Denver, CO - The success of the Welcome to Wrexham television on Hulu spurred billionaire Colorado Rapids owner Stan Kroenke to spend an additional 50 cents on his advertising budget as he asked if the Rapids staff could buy a 10 second spot on local radio with the money.
“He was all gas after binge watching the series,” stated one Rapids insider. “He called up saying that we were going to up the advertising budget by 100%. A whole additional 50 cents! Wow! What a time to be alive.”
With multiple Rapids fans complaining about local Denver residents who became a fan of Welsh club Wrexham due to the international series, Kroenke saw his opportunity to respond to the jibes by trying to increase the budget of the team.
“With this 50 cents we can finally afford an additional granola bar,” stated one Rapids insider. “It certainly isn’t a 10 episode series detailing the insides of the club, showing our players, and explaining our history to the local population; but imagine the Brown Sugar Nature Valley bar that I can get with this.”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as an irate Kroenke demands cuts after his 50 cent venture doesn’t pay off.