INTERNET - A Twitter poll commissioned by @11YankUSMNT asking 2400 of the people he follows who think Gregg Berhalter is a literal demon dedicated towards sucking the life out of USYNT players in Europe showed huge support for a new USMNT coach.

“Here it is… In Black and White,” stated @11YankUSMNT to his Twitter followers. “The trust is broken and I think we can all say that we gave this satanic hellspawn a fair chance.”

Sources indicate that the discussion was frank and fair on the topic as @USMNTRedWhite stated, “I’m not saying Gregg is incompetent… I’m saying he is pure evil and I hate him and I think he intentionally sat Gio Reyna in an attempt to lose to make us all suffer.”

For his part, @11YankUSMNT indicated that he felt the poll was fair.

“I think that what we have here is a sampling of very passionate fans who care whether or not the head coach of the USMNT was a hellspawn demon selected by a shadow cabal dedicated to corruption and keeping the game down locally.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as @11YankUSMNT claims to know insider information without actually giving any insider information.