INTERNET - Realizing that his online soccer friend group has now fractured across the internet to 20 different locations, Soccer fan Dave Randolph stated that he was buying a microphone and would be starting a podcast to inform his friends of his posts they are missing on Bluesky, Threads, Twitter, Facebook, Mastodon, and Discord.

“I’ve got some opinions on soccer and life but what good are opinions if I don’t know which friends have seen them because I can’t remember who is posting on which service anymore,” stated Randolph to The Nutmeg News. “With my new podcast I will be creating a central place for everyone to figure out what I’m up to and what my thoughts are on every subject from Soccer to Football.”

Sources indicate that friends of Randolph were nonplussed about the announcement as they swore that they would listen to the podcast when they find the time.

“It’s difficult for me to find time for podcasts, but I’ll give it a listen at some point. I have a road trip in like 4 months and if I remember at that time I’m just going to really focus in on your podcast unless literally any other band that I like releases any new music or there’s some lovely white noise that happens when I roll the window down a crack. Other than that I’m all in on podcasts, including possibly yours if I find the time,” stated friend Stephen Hill.

“I love podcasts, especially when I’m walking my dog, except my dog ran away, and now I can’t listen to any podcasts because they remind me of my dog,” stated friend Andrea Stewart.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Randolph lets everyone know they can join his patreon to support his podcast to support his online postings.