Punxsutawney, PA - Punxsutawney Phil, the prognosticator of prognosticators, was removed from his temporary residence and reported that he saw his shadow which means two more weeks without a National Women’s Soccer League (NWSL) schedule.
WHERE IS IT!
Sources say that irate NWSL fans took to Twitter to voice their concerns over the schedule at Senior Writer with The Athletic Meg Linehan regarding the situation as some blamed her for the groundhogs prediction.
“I just want to know where the schedule is,” stated one anonymous NWSL fan. “I know that Meg knows that the groundhog knows that it isn’t going to be two more weeks, but I’d just like to know where it is.”
Sources indicate that Phil was in communication with the NWSL as they asked for more time.
“We can neither confirm nor deny that Phil was involved in the schedule makers,” stated one of Phils handlers. “However, we strongly rebuke any kind of indication that there was something inappropriate going on with the release of the schedule. Everything is above board and Phil sees his shadow or does not purely based upon his shadow and the weather.”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the schedule is picked by a sentient octopus in Germany.