LOS ANGELES - Los Angeles Galaxy fan Adam James stated that he was, “absolutely PUMPED,” that general manager Chris Klein was out as he stated, “Now if they can just can Vanney and all the rest of the shit on the pitch.”

Sources say that James had tempered all of his recent arguments with statements such as, “none of this really matters until Klein is out,” when discussing the disappointing season. However, friends say that his attitude changed when hearing the news.

“THESE LAZY ASS BUMS BETTER GET TO WORK,” stated James to his Galaxy group chat. “They don’t have anyone to protect them anymore. I want to see heads roll. We need players who aren’t just utter dog shit.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Galaxy fans celebrate while the front office reaches out to Claudio Reyna for talks.