CHICAGO - In light of the recent news that the Chicago Red Stars would be re-branding to Chicago Stars due to a theoretical link to communism, fans of the Red Stars stated that they would be unionizing, marching, and seizing the means of production as they advocated for collectivism in the face of, “an assault by the Bourgeois elite.”

“This is unfettered capitalism at its finest,” stated one anonymous comrade, “they attempt to limit our control of the grain, the potatoes and the soccer. We will have none of it.”

Sources say that the Red Stars fans didn’t associate the naming of the team with any specific ideology until the team decided that it might have a vague allusion to communism which then made the fans realize they were missing an opportunity.

“ALL THIS TIME IT WAS SITTING RIGHT THERE,” stated one comrade. “We could’ve been creating our own Politburo and ensuring that the will of the people was carried out. Instead we’ve just been going to games and having to deal with really shitty ownership groups for all this time. Imagine all the time we lost that we could’ve spent ensuring representatives of the people overseeing the banks, farms and cooperative owned grocery stores.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this when the Red Stars fans shock the Bourgeois elite by asking for, “An ownership group that isn’t a flaming bag of shit.”