THE WORLD - Sources from across the world admit that Leagues Cup madness shows no sign of ending as the tournament enters its 463rd week of competition.
LEAGUES CUP MADNESS!
“I can’t even remember what place my team is currently in,” stated one soccer fan. “It’s been a long journey but I think eventually Frodo is going to throw the ring in Mt Doom or some shit.”
Politicians across the spectrum admit that they didn’t anticipate the wholesale societal distress, riots and celebrations that would take place due to Leagues Cup games.
“If we knew what we were going to experience with the repercussions of the New England Revolution vs NYCFC game, we would’ve deployed the army,” stated Carolina Cosse, the Intendant of Montevideo, Uruguay.
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as MLS announces they will complete the 2024 season in 2026.