INTERNET - David Anderson reportedly whispered, “Happy Valentines Day,” to his long term Football Manager save as he woke up, caressed his monitor and said, “How’d you sleep?”

Anderson reportedly celebrated the longest relationship he has ever been in by offering chocolates to himself and his Football Manager save before announcing that he had a special surprise.

“I took today off work! We can spend the whole day together!”

Sources say that Anderson became increasingly removed from social affairs as he intensified his relationship with Football Manager over the last year and a half.

“I remember when he had a relationship with FIFA,” stated Jefferson Dubois, friend and confident. “Those were the days. We would sometimes play together, but I think that Dave just wanted a monogamous relationship with a game all his own.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Anderson reportedly says, “I Love You,” to his scarf rack in a brazen act of duplicity.