Kansas City, KS - The light shining on Paul Nathan's face will be reduced to a ruddy glower of incontinence as he receives a knock off Alex Smith jersey on Christmas morning from his unaware Uncle and Aunt.

"Don't you remember when your room looked this way, Pauly? YOU WERE SO YOUNG."

"I told them, just anything Sporting KC related" said recently completely obsessed Sporting fan Nathan. "However, I'm afraid that my aunt, grandmother, and Uncle will still be getting me Chiefs items for Christmas."

Mr Nathan admitted that his recent obsession with soccer caught his family off guard, but he specifically stated "I only want Sporting KC stuff this year" when asked by his family what they should get him.

A single beacon of blue in a house of red, Mr Nathan stated that he expected to still receive a copious amount of Kansas City Chiefs gear from his family, likely until he dies.

"They just don't really understand" said the 26 year old man who just recently created a twitter account called @SKCBlueTID. "That's fine, but I'm still expecting a Kansas City Chiefs keychain, a bobblehead and a long conversation in the kitchen about the impact of Marcus Allen. I love my family, but next year I'm just telling them that I want socks. Honestly, socks are the best gift you can get anyway."