WASHINGTON - New stadium renderings of the DC United complex were released late on Tuesday to great acclaim as the pictures took the internet by storm.
The New DC United Buzzard Point Stadium: Look at that avant-garde design
Showing a much scaled down design from the previously released stadium renderings, the new DC United stadium has been redesigned to include a running track for casual jogging and a place to store equipment for the long jump and javelin.
"We were required by the District of Columbia to make the new DC United stadium a multipurpose venue" stated DC United president Tom Hunt. "So we removed more stands, opened up the design and added some nice concrete walkways to surround the place."
It is really a very small change from this.
While the new stadium design doesn't have any actual stands, Mr Hunt stated that he doesn't view this as a problem, "We are going to have the first all terraced stadium in the league, in so much that we won't have any place to sit. It's going to be great!"
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as more stadium renderings come out showing the stadium as a pasture with two rolled up socks to delineate the goal.