LOS ANGELES - USMNT blogger John Corbyn stated that he was ready to make way too much of every little thing that happens during the meaningless Portugal v United States friendly, today.
LETS GET THIS MEANINGFUL GAME GOING!
"I'm going to frame by frame analyze tactics, players, expressions, laughter, tears, statements, water delivery, fans, coaches, everything," stated Corbyn on his twitter account @RealPatriotSoccerNews. "I'll publish what the cabal of secret USSF funded writers are afraid to write regarding the control of the presidency over individual player movements and the restrictions that are placed upon them by Sunil Gulati."
Corbyn started his coverage of US v Portugal by breaking down the Bruce Arena interview beforehand with word by word introspective long form tweets that verged upon unreadable as dozens of his followers deserted him after his 32nd tweet in a row.
"THIS IS IMPORTANT," ranted Corbyn. "IT INDICATES WHERE WE ARE GOING AS A SOCCER NATION."
The Nutmeg News will have less on this as the game is utterly meaningless.