Kansas City, KS - Isabel Hendricks admitted to her friends, on Tuesday, that she actually cares about the 2017 Gold Cup as they relapsed into laughter at her admission.
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"You mean the tournament that is won by the United States or Mexico every single time except for one fluke year," asked flabbergasted friend Stephanie Holman of Overland Park.
"Why the hell do you care," stated friend Paula Sanchez of Kansas City. "It's a run out for also-ran players who are trying to make the World Cup squad while also not getting injured during a poorly scheduled tournament that doesn't have much value other than seeing if the C-Squad on Mexico or the United States isn't crap."
Reportedly, Ms. Hendricks had no rebuttal against these facts, but just reiterated her statement that she planned on watching at least one game during the upcoming Gold Cup, whenever the hell that is.
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Ms. Hendricks realizes she already has a work function already scheduled for the first two nights of the tournament.