Reno, NV - Soccer podcast TOUCHLINE TO TOUCHLINE reportedly reached a new high in terms of listener time wasted as their introduction to their North American soccer podcast is now longer than the actual content in their podcast.

"We've been trying for an enthusiastic remixed introduction that tells our listener what they are about to get served into their earholes," stated podcast host and dub-step DJ Arnold Rasmussen.

"Our introduction has been getting progressively more LIT and we know that all the people who follow our soccer podcast listen because they want a 20 minute introduction with a DJ remix of 10 second audio current events set to techno, dubstep, trance, hip-hop and downbeat running into a mashup of movie and soccer quotes and an energy turn down making the listener think the podcast going to start before the music starts cranking back up again."

Rasmussen and partner Skyler Havens (DJ Big Billz) stated that they've also managed to extend the chit-chat before they start talking about soccer to an additional 15 minutes as they machine-gun fire endless inside jokes and references to prior episodes from 2015 which no one currently listening to the podcast actually heard in real time.

"We are hoping to bring more of a sports radio foundation to our podcast by inserting drops, bumps and music that reflects the fact that our listeners are morons," stated Havens. "We hope that this will ease the transition from listening to sports radio to podcasts. If that doesn't our WET T-SHIRT WEDNESDAY remix introduction with Tawny Kitaen is going to be awesome."

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