Vancouver, BC - Whitecaps fan Colette Hastings stated that she has been wandering the streets of Vancouver for the past 20 minutes looking for a tank after the Whitecaps asked fans to take a picture in front of their custom tank in order to win a signed jersey from new signing Lucas Cavallini.

“This is my tank. there are many like it, but this one is mine. My tank is my best friend. It is my life.

“I went in front of BC Place and all I saw was an Armored Personnel Carrier,” stated Hastings to The Nutmeg News. “I’ve been looking for the last 20 minutes and I can’t see a single tank.”

Hastings reportedly started a Facebook group demanding access to the Seaforth Armoury as she claimed, “we will storm their perimeter and gain access if we must. Nothing can stand between us and a new signed Cavallini kit.”

Other Whitecaps fans argued with Hastings online that she was, in fact, looking at the so-called tank in the picture as Whitecaps social media devolved into technical specifications regarding Armored Personnel Carriers and whether anything with tracks is simply called a tank shorthand.

“I don’t care what anyone says,” stated Hastings. “I’ll be the first person to take my picture with this APC and I’ll be the first person to storm Seaforth. THE STREETS WILL BE OURS ONE EL ApcQUE OR ANOTHER.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Hastings gathers 12,000 fans to sign up for storming the Armoury but only 10 people to agree what song they will sing when they do so.