Foxborough, MA - A confused and bewildered Robert Kraft expressed his disappointment that the new training facility for the New England Revolution lacked a private executive massage room as he discretely asked around for an appointment.

“I thought that owners got perks,” stated Kraft to no one in particular as he quickly called his car service around to leave. “They told me that there would be space available for this kind of thing.”

Kraft was in Foxborough today to open a new training facility for the New England Revolution as he cut the red ribbon and looked around the grounds for all that the 35 million dollar new facility was set to offer.

“So, um, where’s the room,” stated Kraft to Bruce Arena who nodded at Kraft and grimaced as he found a way to blame the confusion on Jurgen Klinsmann. “Wait, are you telling me that we spent 35 million dollars on…. Is this microphone on?”

A inquiry made to the Patriots front office received no reply.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Kraft asks his consulting groups to focus on the health and wellness of all employees in the organization from the very top to the executive vice presidents.