NEW YORK - Experts with the Kato Kaelin Institute Of Climatology state that the recent positive chat interactions during the Youtube stream of the NWSL Draft are further proof of the coming end days of the world in general.
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“People on a Youtube chat discussing facts and details in a positive matter are a clear sign of the end of the world,” stated scientist Dana Worther. “Many people look to the changing global climate as the proof, but we know that the canary in the coal mine can often be the polite nature of people online.”
Sources indicate that the NWSL Youtube draft chat was mostly positive in tone which freaked nearly everyone out that was online at that time as they continued to stare in disbelief and horror at the generally informative and kind interactions.
“This is like when everyone is kind to someone who is slowly being treated for a terminal cancer,” stated one veteran internet user. “I personally advise everyone to IMMEDIATELY start storing water, work on your animal snares and gathering, and prepare for the times when we hunt each other for sport in the underground thunderdome near the core of the earth.”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as we prepare for the great conflagration by fortifying our offices with barricades made out of discarded Washington Freedom merchandise.