Phoenix, AZ - Three different iterations of current Phoenix Rising head coach Rick Schantz appeared at the Rising front offices as their corporeal forms were torn from the annals of time to give warning and condemnation on the present head coach’s handling of one of his players using a homophobic slur.
Past Rick Schantz was reportedly apoplectic as he stated, “For me as a coach, in my mind, with my players, an immediate reaction would have been more warranted,” Schantz said. “If that ever happened to us, I would expect our players to support and defend each other.”
Past Schantz offered support for the San Diego Loyal and Landon Donovan for their courageous step as he blasted himself in the future for being a coward in exactly the moment he was talking about.
Future Schantz offered a warning to both Present Schantz and Past Schantz as he stated, “You dumb idiots. You don’t realize what you’ve done. There’s no coming back from this. My god, I must end all of this.”
Scientists state that Future Schantz is actually proof that Past Schantz does nothing and just continues upon his way until he tries to excuse homophobia on the soccer field.
Sources indicate that Future Schantz and Past Schantz engaged in an attempted fight but as soon as Future Schantz touched Past Schantz they both exploded into nothingness as they couldn’t occupy the same space and time.
Left alone at the Phoenix front office was Present Schantz who is, according to all sources, rightfully screwed.
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as online anonymous titter accounts try to excuse the behavior of of Rick Schantz,