LONDON - Nerf, the world leader in foam-based weaponry, reportedly reached out to Chelsea player Christian Pulisic to let him know that they have nothing to do with the United States 2nd Amendment after the player posed with Nerf weaponry tagging the photo, “Stand up for your rights.”

THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS. BARE ARMS. BAIR ARMS.

“We asked the Chelsea team if they wanted to take a picture with some of our new Ultra One Motorized Blaster with High Capacity Drum,” stated Nerf representative Dale Henry. “Christian Pulisic replied to the email in 3 seconds with long winded email about restrictive gun rights in the UK and his desire to take care of any possible feral hog problem that might pop up in the Chelsea neighborhood. It was very unsettling, I don’t think he knew who we are.”

For his part Pulisic stated that he wasn’t confused with the opportunity to show off his American born love of high capacity drum magazines and armament.

“It’s the 2nd Amendment! Wooo! I’ve contacted a friend in the states who is ready to ship me a bump stock and larger 50 capacity drum fully loaded with hollow tipped Nerf darts for home defense. You can’t be too careful. Without the 2nd amendment we wouldn’t have the 3rd amendment and I’m not about to start quartering the King’s men in my house.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Pulisic leaves his Nerf gun loaded in the hallway, just in case.