Dallas, TX - Soccer fan Philip T. Williams admitted that he was disappointed at the lack of Gegenpress at the polls as he extolled the ability to win the vote closer to the goal if everyone is committed to pressing the undecided voters.

Williams reportedly cast his vote in a disappointed manner as he realized that he would not have to evade or counterpress hordes of people gathered to vote in the national election.

“I was planning on forcing a turnover by claiming that I was a communist ANTIFA infiltrator sent to kidnap babies from pollsters,” stated Williams to The Nutmeg News. “Unfortunately the only person at my voting location was an 85 year old man wearing a Dukakis straw hat. It was not what I was expecting.”

Friends say that Williams donned his Adidas shoes, jeans and bucket hat paired with a worn Jawbreaker t-shirt that subtly pointed a the irony of life and consumerism as he went to his designated voting location to perform his civic duty for the first time in his 27 years.

“I was really hoping that we’d see a lot more tactics,” stated Williams. “I was planning on Gegenpress, or perhaps transitioning to a more Post-Pep style of tiki-taka where I try to pass the blame around for the country amongst everyone there. I was really excited but in the end I just did my duty and left.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Williams turns down the difficulty on his Football Manager save and tucks into some liquor to pass the time.