Single Issue Chicago Fire Voter Angry There's No State Vote About Logo

CHICAGO - Chicago Fire voter Steven Gotschalk reportedly left the voting booth full of anger after finding out that there is no state vote on the ballot about the Chicago Fire’s logo.

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“Ok the Fair Tax who cares,” stated Gotschalk to our reporters. “Pritzker has yet to step in about the atrocity that is the Fire logo. That’s all I care about right now and I have no power to change it.”

Gotschalk reportedly took his anger out on the local pollsters as he responded, “OK, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING LOGO,” to someone who asked him if he voted today.

"I looked in the pamphlets and I looked online. I'm not about to vote for ANY president who can't articulate why the current logo is an absolute abomination and should be replaced with the old logo and the designers fired into the suns. I'm a single issue voter, on that. If Trump wants my vote then tell him to sign an executive order to bring back the logo.”

Gotschlak took his anger out on his Twitter account @BringBackTheLogo as he claimed, “No President has mentioned anything about this, and that’s the most important issue right now. Every party is obviously corrupt and being payed off by Nelson Rodriguez. BOTH SIDES are corrupt. BOTH SIDES.”

Nutmeg News will have more as Gotschalk is planning on organizing a national protest about the logo with 2 confirmed attendees so far.