Atlanta, GA - Soccer fan Dale “Puzzy” Sanders finalized his purchase of a personal home VPN service for his phone and computer so that he could connect to an England endpoint and search “football” without getting NFL results.

“I got made fun of at the local Chelsea bar for saying soccer, and since then I’ve been trying to get my friends to realize that it’s called FOOTball, mate,” stated Sanders to The Nutmeg News “We can’t let the NFL continue ruining this beautiful word.”

Sanders indicated that his efforts to rebrand his consciousness and vocabulary ramped up when he started following local side Atlanta United.

“I hate when I search up ‘Atlanta Football’ and get the Falcons,” stated Sanders. “That’s the wrong resident of Mercedes Benz Stadium. I want the other proper football team that’s disappointing this year. I didn't start following football to get it confused with football because I refer to it as football."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Sanders realizes that even searching Atlanta Football from London gives Atlanta Falcons’ results.