LOS ANGELES - LAFC Supporters Paul and Melinda Hargrove reportedly celebrated their toddler Ada’s first steps with a in-house beer shower as they work out ways to bring traditions from gameday into their home.
“FUCK YEAH!” Yelled Paul Hargrove as he jumped up on the couch swinging an open cup of Coors Light over his head. “1-0 TO THE MIGHTY ADA!”
The lack of an LAFC game to take out their energy made the Hargrove’s attempt to bring the traditions of gameday home as they finished their beer shower by lighting off an in house smoke grenade that set off the smoke alarms.
“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo,” stated Melinda Hargrove to our reporter through a Skype Session. “WOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.”
According to friends and family, the Hargroves have no idea what they just got themselves into as, according to your Aunt Donna, a walking toddler can be one of the more terrifying moments in having a child. However, this news failed to make an imprint on the celebrating family as they ran to the concessions stand set up in their kitchen to refill their cups and proceeded to celebrate again.
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Paul Hargrove is given a two day ban from alcohol after throwing a cup at the front door.