Modesto, CA - Despite a two week quarantine with no jobs and no children, members of The Grapes Of Wrath, the Modesto Marauder’s supporters group, have reportedly learned zero new and original songs.

“Well, we started out with a group chat about taking the time to really improve what we are doing in the stands,” stated Wrath vice president Carl Hernandez. “But eventually it turned into a bunch of memes about the pandemic and the team. Then eventually it just transitioned into people checking in to see if everyone in the group is ok.”

Group seamstress Betsy Williams stated that there was an immediate problem.

“No one wants to be the person to start singing a song on a Zoom meeting,” stated Williams. “It’s easier when you are out in the stands and drinking and having a good time. It’s much more difficult to bring yourself to do it sober in your spare bedroom with your partner looking at you like you’ve lost your mind.”

According to Williams, the group then tried to do a drunk zoom call, but the meeting fell apart when someone suggested they group watch Stepbrothers instead.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Wrath members try to steer it back towards accomplishing something before giving up and loading up Animal Crossing.