Salt Lake City, UT - Real Salt Lake owner, billionaire, real estate baron, vintage coin collector and sometimes disinterested person who owns the Utah Royals Dell Loy Hansen stated that there was no Rio Tinto naming controversy as he allegedly stated, “If they didn’t want their cave blown up then they shouldn’t have built it on valuable Iron Ore deposits 46,000 years ago.”
According to sources who were present, Hansen spent a good chunk of the minute he was forced to think about this controversy ranting about the, “rights of the corporation that are under assault by vigilantes who want to protect people and places over profits."
“If I wanted to protect people I would’ve kept all the employees on staff instead of furloughing them without medical, having the players raise money for them, then publicizing the players efforts on social media in a crass effort to appear like we care, and then trying to get those same players to consider accepting a pay cut if we move the season to Orlando,” stated Hansen allegedly. “I think the actions by Rio Tinto took courage and we will remember that when we extend the naming rights. We must find a way to do this kind of desolation locally beyond just cutting off our own employees during a global pandemic and then forcing them to work short staffed handling irate customers and the possibility of bringing the entire NWSL season and teams to town. Maybe we could buy Mesa Verde and drill into the shelf for some oil.”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this Hansen looks into discounted Oil Rigs and crews with less than 20 safety violations.