Dallas, TX - FC Dallas fans used to seeing overstated attendance targets and half empty venues reportedly sent a list of excuses for President Trump to use regarding the low rally attendance in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
President Donald Trump on stage at a campaign rally at the BOK Center in Tulsa, Oklahoma, on Saturday.
Associated Press
“Our average attendance was 14,842, last year, but that really only reflects the tickets sold,” stated FC Dallas fan Chase Williams. “Admittedly, we haven’t really had many games recently where we ONLY get 6,200 people, but we have a laundry list of pre-built excuses in place that the President can use if he is so inclined.”
According to the list sent to the Whitehouse, some of the more common excuses that could be used for the low rally attendance were as follows:
The BOK Center needed to be closer to the actual city center
They didn’t advertise to the local community
FOX doesn’t have good viewing angles and the mics are not near the passionate supporters.
That picture showed the empty side because everyone moved over to the side of the arena that was in the shade
It was 300 degrees Kelvin and there were 4 clouds so people decided to stay inside with their air conditioners
The GOP didn’t get the local Hispanic community involved
House Hunters International was having a marathon at the same time as the game/rally
It was a waning crescent moon and that really affects attendance
Dan Hunt was probably involved
Ardent fans of populist demagogues stayed at home to watch a Bolsonaro match in the Brazilian leagues
Our reporters reached out to the Whitehouse but they stated, “no comment.”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as fans of the GOP state that the ratings were low because too many Trump supporters were having watch parties in bars.