MONTREAL - Sources with the front office of Club de Foot Montreal indicate that the new logo will soften the impact of any upcoming 6-0 loss.
“Our analytics indicate that the new logo will make a 6-0 loss feel like 2-0 loss, or possibly even a 1-0 loss,” stated one source. “For our fans this will make 2021 feel like a very, very successful season.”
With fans asking why the team didn’t just try to win games repeatedly and then win trophies, instead of spending money on a refresh of an existing name with history, the team stated, “We spent 3 USL midfielders salary on logo design that looks like a butterfly being eaten by a sparrow. There’s no way that spending money on a USL/MLS fringe competent backup to our fullbacks or centerbacks would generate more impact. They will certainly see that the money we spent on a logo, which could have been used towards a defensive midfielder, will actually be worth it in these moments. Old logo, no logo, we’re probably losing to the Whitecaps anyway, but now we will be losing WITH STYLE.”
With the team attempting to seize control of the narrative of the team not being the same team that finished 17th, 15th, 18th and 18th in the league overall, fans expressed their excitement.
“This logo is going to be like if the team actually spent money on a team that actually wins instead of spending money on a logo, except they did and now we have a logo,” stated Montreal de Club de Foot fan Jacques Ilward who finished his statement with the word, “tabarnak,” muttered under his breath as he wandered away.
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the Club De Foot Montreal claim supremacy of 9th place in their conference.