CHICAGO - Soccer fans across the city indicate that Chicago Fire fan Jason Bosworth lost 98% of his personality after the departures of Nelson Rodriguez, Andrew Hauptman and the much maligned crest.

Well, NOW what I will have to complain about?

“He’s really just adrift right now,” stated Fire fan Ramon Sanders. “He’s spent the last 12 years fighting against the front office, the general manager, his fellow fans and even the crest. At this point he isn’t certain that he has a personality left. The other day he tried to post something to Twitter and it was just emojis. He has nothing left.”

With a positive progression of news from Chicago leading to the fulfillment of everything he wished for over the past 12 years, Bosworth indicated his nearly catatonic state of existential dread.

“I guess I might as well just wait until I inevitably hate Manseuto for something. Or maybe Heitz? I don’t know… I’m just kinda dead inside, right now,” stated Bosworth to our reporter. “Do I even LIKE soccer? or… Did I love hating the people in charge of soccer? I’ve been in the hatred business so long…..that I… I just don’t know anymore.”

The Nutmeg News will have more as Bosworth plans to take his negative energy to his local Premier League group.