NEW YORK - Major League Soccer (MLS) executives were reportedly confused as MAGA supporting soccer player Geoff Cameron requested a transfer to Washington D.C. in order to, “aid the Revolution.”
“But…. The Revolution are in New England,” stated one befuddled executive who spoke with The Nutmeg News on the condition of privacy. “If he wants to aid the Revolution wouldn’t he go to Foxborough instead?”
Sources indicate that Cameron was adamant that it was time for his services to be used aiding the Revolution and the New England Revolution supporters group The Rebellion as sources indicate that he stated, “It is long since time for the Revolution and the Rebellion to happen in the United States.”
League executives reportedly pushed back asking why he would go to D.C. United if he wanted to aid the Revolution as Cameron reportedly sent back an email saying, “LIBRAL HOAX. FUCK YOUR FEELINGS. MAGA. STOP THE STEAL.”
“He clearly REALLY wants to play for the Revolution,” stated one league insider. “We just need him to understand it’s not in D.C.”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Cameron indicates that he is willing to fund the Revolution from abroad.