Montclair, NJ - Montclair resident Heather Anderson stated that her daughter Olivia reported that the Major League Soccer (MLS) Comissioner Don Garber left GAM out for trick or treaters, instead of candy.

Anderson’s daughter, who was dressed as a soccer ball, was shocked to get $10,000 of GAM instead of her favorite Reese’s Pieces. “This is the worst Halloween ever,” stated Olivia Anderson.

Mrs. Anderson was likewise confused by the situation as she explained, “I thought GAM was a new kind of candy bar, but this? Is this actual legal tender?”

We spoke to Commissioner Garber about the situation and he had the following to say, “Admittedly I had a lot of GAM just getting stale around the house, so why not give it to our insipid youth who need a nice serotonin boost during the holidays.”

Sources also indicate that the GAM wrapper had a note that asked people to politely consider Sporting Kansas City vs Minnesota United a rivalry.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the USL house down the street advertises a free cash drop for kids with rolls of quarters to be extracted from an incontinent Llama branded with Las Vegas Lights marks.