Atlanta, GA - With a resounding 7-0 victory over the Houston Astros, the Atlanta Braves won Atlanta the first championship that random people in the city care about since 1995.

“I’m so glad we finally won something,” stated Carol Williams of Alpharetta. “It’s been a long dry spell between the 95 Braves, what with the Falcons constantly letting us down. It looked like there were 50 people celebrating something in the streets a few years ago in the city, but I think that was just Georgia fans celebrating a bowl bid.”

Our reporters spoke to people up and down Cobb County who stated that this championship reaffirmed their love of sporting teams slightly based in the general vicinity of Atlanta.

“We finally have a moment to celebrate in sports,” stated Jerry James Franklin of Kennesaw who was wearing a Make Atlanta Great Again hat. “This win is a win for all of Atlanta to show them that in order to succeed you need to move out to the suburbs. You can’t win a championship in an URBAN environment right now, no sir.”

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