Louisville, KY - Amid a flurry of sweeping and cleaning, Racing Louisville fans and executives spent the day frantically cleaning up before guests arrive.

“We just got so busy we really didn’t have time to clean the way we wanted to,” said fan Erica Martin who took an errant sock off the field. ”Oh my god why didn’t we start sooner.”

Sources indicate that Martin organized fans into a collection of people with specific duties that immediately fell apart as soon as people started criticizing the way in which people were cleaning.

"You DONT load the novelty cups in the dishwasher in the lower rack! WHO DID THIS,” stated one anonymous person.

“We have so many fans coming in from all over the country, and we still haven’t mopped. They’re going to be here any minute now, and this place is still not clean. There’s still clothes in the dryer.” Said Martin, yelling at another fan to just throw some boxes in a closet. “We just do NOT have time to be detail oriented, someone pick up the corner edge of the sod so I can just sweep everything underneath.”

Our reporters spoke to Racing fan Steve Phillips who immediately responded, “If you are going to mop like this then you are not going to get things clean. You have to mop like THIS, not like THIS, if you mop like THIS, then it isn’t going to work. I feel like no one here understands proper mopping technique. Here, let me show you, we need to mop like THIS, not THAT.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as a Red Stars player trips over a coffee cup that someone kicked under the turf by the goal.