INTERNET - With the inevitable death of the NISA swirling around the nether reaches of the whirlpool of North American soccer, sources indicate that online and well funded soccer anarchists are formulating a plan to get the New York Cosmos into Major League Soccer (MLS) in an attempt to kill the league.

“We will have our revenge, FROM THE INSIDE," stated one anonymous commentator on 14chan, the online, anonymous forum set up for dissident soccer fans, relegation enthusiasts, low block organizers and Fozzie Bear tentacle erotica.

Comments on 14chan indicate that anarchist dissidents see the only way a total soccer revolution will be accomplished is by infiltrating MLS with the Cosmos which will inevitably cause MLS to fold as happened with the NASL, the MISL, the NASL again, the NPSL Founders Cup, the Members Cup and now the NISA.

Don Garber, the commissioner of Major League Soccer, was unexpectedly excited about the news of a third New York team.

“We have already contacted the New York teams that play in the general vicinity of the city and they are excited to see new rivalries enter the league,” stated Garber.” MLS is already planning on the Cosmos playing NYCFC 15 times for their inaugural season.”

For their part, the leadership of the New York Cosmos declined to speak but did want to remind everyone that Pelé, the worlds greatest player, played for the team once.

The Nutmeg News will have more as anarchists hide their plan under the nickname “Soccer Doomsday Device”