Naples, ITALY - Napoli and Italian national team player Lorenzo Insigne reportedly asked his lawyer to double check for a spelling error on his upcoming Torino contract as he looked over the last details on his move away from Napoli.
“Right there,” stated Insigne, “It looks like there’s an ONT where there should be an I. Please Iron that out so we can finalize the deal.”
According to insider sources, Insigne is excited about his upcoming payday and ability to stay somewhat close to home as he attempts to take Torino FC up to the top of Serie A over the next few years.
“Please check, I don’t want to get it mixed up with Toronto FC. That’d not only spark a big debate about the world standing of MLS, but I don’t like the cold, and… to be very honest….. I consider Drake to be a very average musician.”
The Nutmeg News will have more as Insigne gets another ominous call from a Tim Hortons PR rep.