Sacramento, CA - Rumors of a newly interested Sacramento Republic investor fell apart, on Friday, as the new investor was revealed to be four broke children sitting on each others shoulders in a trench coat.

“I thought it was odd when all they wanted to talk about was Chicken Nuggets and watching Bluey,” stated Republic President Todd Dunivant. “But some people said that they had the capital to get the team to MLS and who was I to say no.”

According to sources with the team, the four children in a trench coat came with a sterling reputation from their company, “poop poop poop poopy incorporated,” as they were rumored to be heavily invested in the Television rights for a live action remake of CatDog.

“We thought that this was the final piece we needed,” stated one team insider. “When I asked them about whether their asset allocation was geared to securities with high expected returns they simply said, ‘poopy butt butt,’ and giggled. I figured that was a comment on the SEC, but now I think they were probably just messing with me.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Sacramento courts future investors.