INTERNET - Sources indicate that an email from Austin FC player Nick Lima to his agent regarding Lima’s opinion on slavery and his opposition to the Black Lives Matter movement remains unread as the player sent another text asking for an opinion on the piece.
“Seth Jahn was RIGHT! MAJA/MAGA”
“I’m thinking of sending this out to the fake news,” stated the text message from Lima as his agent rubbed his temples in a bathroom stall somewhere. “At the very least I need to post this to my social media. Everyone needs to know how embarrassing they are by kneeling in protest of police brutality and racism.”
Sources indicate that Lima fully supports the recent alt-right and fake fact dependent tirade of Seth Jahn who began his long grift towards becoming a sports anchor for One American News by ranting about his beliefs on Instagram.
“Yeah, um… well… we don’t control what our players support, we just try to help them… oh goddammit,” stated one social media manager for Austin FC.
For his part, Lima stated that he, “just needed an opportunity to double down on what he said before decrying cancel culture and then being told to stop making statements to the media.”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Lima considers the opportunity to talk about his beliefs with Ben Shapiro.