Frisco, TX - A bicycle locked to the FC Dallas supporters section was removed and banned after being unable to show a ticket for the event as the MLS season kicked off in full form.
Via @3rdDegreeNet
Stating, “HE HAD IT FUCKING COMING THE SCUMBAG,” stated Dallas security expert and former Police officer cadet in training Bryce Williams.
“HE JUST STOOD THERE AND LOOKED DANGEROUS,” stated Williams to The Nutmeg News. “I HIT HIM AS HARD AS I COULD AND THEN ASKED HIM TO SHOW A TICKET.”
According to sources, the bike was escorted from the match after being severely beaten and then questioned.
“I was just minding my business over at the line for Chipotle down the street,” stated the bike. “When suddenly they moved the fence I was attached to. I don’t honestly know what was going on.”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the league accuses the bike of being overtly political.