Third party research and analysts with The Nutmeg News financial firm predict a BULL RUN on Super League shit takes as options on CONCACAF Referee’s expire in the Outrage Market.

We packed 32 analysts into a room with a bunch of high grade Adderall and asked them to give us their best opinions on the current market.

“BUY HIGH ON NISA SHIT TAKES, HOLD FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN ON ‘MLS IS THE SAME THING’ TAKES THOSE WILL JUMP SOON. BUY THE DIP IN ‘THIS IS GOOD FOR BUSINESS’ TAKES. SELL ‘FOREIGN FANS DID THIS,” was the message screamed out of the room.

Economists and outrage market professionals indicate that now is the best time to get involved in the Outrage Market as the number of trading options are at an all time high.

“I tell everyone I can to open an account with Twitter and really invest all their money into Super League shit takes. Diversify with promotion/relegation shit takes and make sure to backstop your investments with some short positions on the US Open Cup which is trading at an all time low. The markets never been hotter. You almost wonder if there’s a bubble that’ll pop and shit takes lose all their value but I think history has shown that’s never going to happen”’

The Nutmeg News will have more money on the price of “Shitting on everyone to make a point that does nothing but further entrench the opposition to you,” rises to an all time high.