NEW YORK - Major League Soccer, today, announced the formation of a three team Super League that would contain Atlanta United, Los Angeles FC and the Seattle Sounders.

“We are a league of the future and we think that this is a great idea. It definitely helps us concentrate on the teams that actually give us money,” said Don Garber sending a 500 million dollar Venmo request to each team. “There should be more exclusivity in our leagues, not less.”

Sources indicate that the decision was made based upon the amount of money each team and fanbase could be squeezed for while the league tries to finalize their games with Liga MX.

“Let’s be honest, playing Colorado on Wednesday is a drag,” stated Garber to The Nutmeg News. “Why not just play the exciting teams in the exciting cities all the time and get paid more money to do so?”

The Nutmeg News will have more as the fans of all three teams have trouble deciding how to argue about attendance