Secaucus, NJ - Vinny Marino, a plumber from the Secaucus area, stated that he doesn’t really fully remember the New England Revolution logo but that he misses it already.
“Hey,” stated Marino. “That change is a real bummer. I don’t remember exactly what it looks like but just like my grandpa… you can’t bring it back when its gone no matter how hard you try.”
When asked about his 10 years of comments saying that the logo “looked like a 5 year old drew it” he responded that that was “before it was historic.”
"In fact," stated Mr. Marino. "You could say it was the general... you know... shittiness of the whole thing that made it great. It’s a great shitty. It's like a shitty coal being put into a shitty oyster and turning into a shitty emerald that everyone appreciates, shittly."
When asked what he wanted the logo to look like he only said, “not that.”
And when asked whether he would accept any change to the logo he stated, “Let’s just go changing up our constitution then, right? That’s what’s next? Right? You gonna miss me with that one.”
The Nutmeg News will have more as Marino fondly remembers whatever other team gets rebranded and shakes his head slowly.