Cincinnati, OH - FC Cincinnati announced, today, that their future manager to-be-named as Jaap Stam’s replacement has also been relieved of his duties from the 2022 season as they planned for the second succession out from the manager they will appoint to replace the interim manager at the end of the season.

“Whoever we hire in the future has already been removed from the position in the future and we would like to thank whoever they are for everything they have done for FC Cincinnati during their eventual time here,” stated the FC Cincinnati press release.

Reactions to the future move of removing the eventual ex-coach of FC Cincinnati were mixed as fans weren’t entirely certain how many games that the future coach would’ve lost at this time when the team fires him next year.

“Look, I need to know if we are on a 10 game losing streak or only a 5 game losing streak,” stated one FC Cincinnati fan. “I’m going to use a Ouji Board to find out our expected goals and tactics over the next year and a half to see whether I need to be upset about this or not.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as FC Cincinnati appoint a caretaker to replace the caretaker that they appointed from a mediocre European team in the future.