Philadelphia, PA - The entire Philadelphia Union eMLS team came down with eCOVID-19 as Union fans begged for a reschedule of an upcoming game.

“We are sympathetic to their concerns,” stated eComissioner of eMLS eDon eGarber. “However, the game will continue as scheduled.”

Despite the eUnion team containing eLIonel Messi, eRonaldinho, and eNeymar, all of the players were required to virtually quarantine for eCOVID-19 exposure.

“We must uphold the integrity of the eMLS season qualifiers,” stated eGarber. “And while I understand this is painful, we must continue to play the game.”

According to insider sources with the eUnion, the team will be forced to play actually eUnion players instead of the typical international roster of legends that is typically used.

“I’m DOOMED,” stated eMLS player Serg Matias. “The only way to play these games is if you have a vintage Ronaldo”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Union fans angrily demand that NYCFC forfeit whatever upcoming game they have anyway, even if they aren’t playing against them.