Seattle, WA - Venerated soccer Twitter insider Paul Adams stated that he was shocked that he was not recognized at a local grocery store by multiple individuals wearing Seattle Sounders merchandise as he posted another rumor about an imminent singing to his Twitter account.

Adams said that his confusion started with a woman in the bread aisle wearing a Sounders hat did not immediately know him from his Twitter account where he leaks transfer rumors that are 11% accurate.

“Perhaps she just moved here. I should give her a break. If she was a real Sounders fan she would know who I am, given my coverage of the current contract negotiations with incoming players over the past month. To be fair to me, it’d be hard not to know who I am, actually.”

When The Nutmeg News asked the bread aisle woman and an additional child in the produce section about if they knew Adams, they said they were no interested in buying any Nutmeg and to leave them alone.

Adams was insistent that his Twitter celebrity has unintended consequences as he described an incident of overwhelming notoriety at Elysian Fields on gameday where someone yelled, “oh shit, I know you,” and came in for a hug before Adams realized that the person in question was talking to someone behind him.

“After 10 years of giving my all for the soccer scene here, it just shows you how ungrateful people are,” stated Adams on his alternate, “real talk,” Twitter account where he dispenses with the bland paternalistic saturation that he claims gives him the authority to constantly speculate upon inane bullshit with the team.

The Nutmeg News will have more as Adams stifles an additional burst of anger at not being praised for his insider knowledge by a pizza delivery driver with an ECS sticker on his car.